So... 2m & my mother calls me informing me that she called the cops because a man broke into her house and put a cat in her closet. Despite the doors being locked and blinds being closed this is the same man that shows movies in her window and sends cats into her house to terrorize her shoes and steal her clothes and she cannot be convinced ( Read more... )

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Mom: Yeah, I called to place an order and when I gave them my phone number they were like, 'Oh, are you Stacey?' and I was like, 'Naw I ain't her!'. I can't believe they thought I was you, I ain't you ( Read more... )

Still entirely too busy for life, but wanted to take a minute to tell y'all to make sure to do something nice for a survivor of breast cancer, decorate the resting place of someont who didn't, give to a charity that supports it. My mother had breast cancer twice in both breasts and many people that I love have been taken by it. If you need an ( Read more... )

"You realize that scarf isn't foolin' anyone, right? Why don't you do something with your hair? Just curl it under or something ( Read more... )

As you may or may not know, I don't cuss. I do however realize that people around me do and so I'll incorporate cussing into my writing for other characters, but never for myself. Of course the biggest reason for this is church. There was no point in getting in trouble over something senseless so why bother? Really, if I was going to get ( Read more... )

The last three nights I've had a dream where Blake Lewis was involved with some sort of corporate espionage scheme. He was the muscles of the group and got his jollies by hitting random people with chairs and then accentuating each hit with an apropos vocal entendre. I wouldn't worry too much about this except that the dreams are recurring and ( Read more... )

Some of you may know that my mom had breast cancer. She had it once in 94 and then again in '96. It was tough for me emotinally. Since my mom was a single mother and I the mostly only child, I became the man of the house doing everything that she couldn't. They found the cancer both times and scheduled radiation and chemo for her. She had to ( Read more... )

Saddam sentenced to hanging...

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"I want a breadstick!"

"I want a man and a million dollars. You get me the man and a million dollars, and I'll get you a breadstick."

"I bet I get the breadstick first."


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